968 Quotes About Cats

In Proverbs, a wisdom book of the Hebrew Scriptures, a cat would find a few “wisdom” passages as noxious as the Garden of Eden passages. Again the symbology of fruit being eaten

Dark alleys, like social networks, are romantic, because you never know what might happen while I perform there every Caturday night. Cats do know, but won't tell. So don’t even ask.

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow.

Come here, cat. You wouldn’t want to destroy the space-time continuum, would you? Meow. Meow.

Last time I saw her, she was peeking out from one of the bookcases next to the fireplace. She's the first cat I've ever seen trying to pretend she's a condensed version of War and Peace.

I've got a Siamese cat. It has 2 heads and 18 lives.

Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't.

Besides, your a cat.Its your nature to think your the center of the universe."She stared at him blankly. "But I am the center of the universe.

Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods.