1,680 Quotes About Comedy
- Author Jennifer Echols
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Oh, God," Lori said without looking at me, "what are they thinking, leaving the two of us alone out here on the dock together? We might TALK or something.""That would be awful," I said. "I might give you a hickey."She laughed, still watching for Cameron's start instead of looking at me. "Just by talking to me?""I can talk really dirty. You'd be surprised.
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- Author Bill Cosby
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It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful.
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- Author Wendy Wasserstein
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Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without even your asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective people.
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- Author Hillary DePiano
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It's like a fairy tale. . . on crack!
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- Author Jon Stewart
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I have some bad news. Bjork cannot be here tonight. She was trying on her Oscar dress and Dick Cheney shot her.
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- Author Dave Matthes
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I decided to masturbate with shampoo instead of conditioner today. Because yolo. Things Jesus never said.
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- Author Diana Vreeland
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A funny person is funny only for so long, but a wit can sit down and go on being spellbinding forever. One is not meant to laugh. One stays quiet and marvels. Spontaneously witty talk is without question the most fascinating entertainment there is.
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- Author David Mamet
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Life in the movie business is like the beginning of a new love affair: it's full of surprises, and you're constantly getting fucked.
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- Author Bill Hicks
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Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.
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