1,680 Quotes About Comedy

I think life is one big fluctuation between horniness and a sincere quest for meaning. We just call one the other.

Take the universe and grind it down to the finest powder and sieve it through the finest sieve and then show me one atom of justice, one molecule of mercy. and yet... and yet you act as if there is some ideal order in the world, as if there is some... some rightness in the universe by which it may be judged.

I'm not a hypochondriac, but my gynaecologist firmly believes I am.

Sam: I've never considered myself a finicky eater. No pie ever crossed my path and survived.

To see a man slip on a banana skin is to see a rationally structured system suddenly translated into a whirling machine.

To me, comedy is a great occupation because I don't really worry that much about what other people think of me.

Here comes Mamma Vauquerr, fair as a starrr; and strung up like a bunch of carrots. Aren't we suffocating ourselves a wee bit?' he asked, placing a hand on the top of her corset. 'A bit of a crush in the vestibule, here, Mamma! If we start crying, there'll be an explosion. Never mind, I'll be there to collect the bits--just like an antiquary.''Now, there's the language of true French gallantry,' murmured Madame Vauquer in an aside to Madame Couture.

He was a humorist, and everyone knew the funny writers were the most serious sort under their skins.

I never thought that someday men will also use an iPAD.