1,680 Quotes About Comedy

Havel's a little bitch and he needs to die, cause there's only one king of this forest and he doesn't have a granite club. He's got a tiki skirt and a whole shit load of resolve. Let's go.

What song was that? Maybe if you would’ve sung, I would’ve caught on.”I force a laugh. One step at a time, buddy. I don’t even sing for my teddy bears. That’s a different matter entirely.

Sure you don’t. And you didn’t look anything like that Mr. Doolittle in the Pride and Prejudice movie you made me watch.”I cringe. “It’s Mr. Darcy,” I correct her over my shoulder, escaping the chilly morning air by heading to the locker room. “And this situation is not worthy of comparison to that.

His dad lost his marbles last night. They took him away.""Yeah? Just for losing some marbles?

Digging through trash, really? That’s low, even for you Elliot,” I tease.

A comedy of horror starts with a tickle and ends with a bite.

Because the comic hero deviates, by the nature of his role, from social norms, he leads an alienated existence: he is slapped, reviled, insulted, treated as an outcast, disinherited. Yet he bears everything with the rigid patience of the wise Fool, whose foolery is in his passport to safety.(In his introduction to Habiby's Secret Life of Saeed the Pessoptimist)

Comedians are the most ruthless critics in the world.

They give you a colouring book and some crayons, and tell you, be creative...but don't go outside the lines.