1,680 Quotes About Comedy

Nothing sometimes is more funny than unvarnished truth.

Some current ideologies would double as improvisational comedy because you must agree with them by adding further laughable concepts.

Perhaps the only difference between the comedian, the psychologist, and the philosopher is that you can’t pretend to be a comedian.

Many ladies deceived by the number of likes, comments under their post and love massages in their inbox and become too much though of themselves, yet they can't produce husbands in many years.

Everyone's had a tortured high school experience. You're not an anti-hero, you just suck.

You’d rather get stabbed forty-one times than ruin the curb appeal of your home?” Maryellen asked.“Yes,” Grace said.

But the health clubs are a little too strict.What's with the high level of security? The picture IDs, the security guards, the people signing in and out... What is this, NORAD? I mean the people that have a membership go twice a year, who's breaking in? And what if they catch the person, what then? They run. That's aerobic, makes it even worse.

Our seriousness prevents us from enjoying the circus of life.

On a good night, people would call out to tell me that FKA Twigs was a woman, and then I would accuse them of gender fascism and say they were worse than Hitler. But it didn't always happen, and it didn't happen here. That is the beauty of live performance: great moments are lost for ever, as they should be.