1,680 Quotes About Comedy

There's humor in the little things that people did. If you showed them how they looked when they did what they did, people would laugh.

The genius of comedy is that it loves humanity without necessarily forgiving it.

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

Comedy is tragedy sped up.

We are almost always way more grateful to be alive, when we are laughing, than we occasionally are, when we are praying.

In a couple of years it will be revealed that Donald Trump is actually a character invented by Sacha Baron Cohen to wind up everyone.

After 30 years of coaching and teaching stand-up comedy to thousands, both in my workshops (longest continuous in LA) and private coachings; I finally wrote the book! It covers 1-Discovering your Comedic Character; 2- an 80-page workbook using the best joke formulas from over 25 years in my workshops: 3- How to put it all together, deal with audiences, clubs, and the biz.

And monkey's brains, though popular in Cantonese cuisine, are not often to be found in Washington, DC.

It didn’t feel like they were strangers who just met a few days ago. In fact, it felt like she had known him for a long time. She was one with him, feeling him, internalizing him, and by opening up his whole life to her, he synthesized their souls and their hearts into one.