381 Quotes About Dark-humor

Cowards parade around mecalling me weird, calling me paranoidthen,calling me for help.

They condemn our town. Separate it from their own, where the same secrets pulse.

You know, Mac,”Cadmus said still looking out the window. “We may have to work on the way we tell our story …apparently it’s not amusing enough.” “I’ll try to include a joke between ‘he bled to death’and ‘the city burned’.”Machaon responded tersely.

I'm as lucky as a bed of oysters on cioppino night.

Without a sense of humour one's wisdom is but a rumour.

... a man doesn't like to have his ego popped, especially when he prides himself on his sagacity, and then to be proved wrong by a man who claims he doesn't know anything.

Once upon a time, before pizzerias or Taco Bells, there was a troll named Rumpelstiltskin who began to wonder what a human baby would taste like.

He'll make a good vampire though, once he gets the hang of it.

I've committed to nothing...and that's just suicide...by tiny, tiny increments.