110 Quotes About Dieting

Eating – overeating – saved me. It comforted me when I was at the mercy of grown-ups who didn't know how to give what I needed. Food was something to which I had ready access, and with it I cleverly fashioned a survival mechanism that pulled me back from the edge of insanity. – a young MacGuyver of angst and junk food.

Diet food is for lazy people.

Overeating regularly eventually leads to underliving.

Free drinks have no carbs.

There you are. A simple commandment. Not ten of them, just one: 'Thou shalt not eat.' (Personally, I wish the very first edict from God hadn't involved dieting, don't you?)

You are not going on a diet—temporary, restrictive, reversible. You are adopting a new lifestyle—permanent, gradual, transformative.

Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.

A balanced dieT to make you die with a tea, consists of holding two bags of cookies on each hand and a voracious hunger to consume.

When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.