1,261 Quotes About Drinking

Next to music, beer was best.

A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.

It’s a great advantage not to drink among hard drinking people.

First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.[misquote of a letter about wine, see quotes/831031]

Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.

I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish.

I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around.