1,261 Quotes About Drinking

Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.

99% of all problems can be solved by money -- and for the other 1% there's alcohol.

Alcohol ruined me financially and morally, broke my heart and the hearts of too many others. Even though it did this to me and it almost killed me and I haven't touched a drop of it in seventeen years, sometimes I wonder if I could get away with drinking some now. I totally subscribe to the notion that alcoholism is a mental illness because thinking like that is clearly insane.

All worries are less with wine.

Life is better when you're drunk. I ought to become an alcoholic.

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.

Death: "THERE ARE BETTER THINGS IN THE WORLD THAN ALCOHOL, ALBERT."Albert: "Oh, yes, sir. But alcohol sort of compensates for not getting them.

I like to have a martini,Two at the very most.After three I'm under the table,after four I'm under my host.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.