1,261 Quotes About Drinking

Cover your glass in France or Germany --even worse, in England - and in the voice of someone who has personally affronted, your host will ask why you're not drinking. 'Oh, I just don't feel like it this morning.''Why not?''I guess I'm not in the mood?''Well, this'll put you in the mood. Here. Drink up.''No, really, I'm OK.''Just taste it.''Actually, I'm sort of...well, I sort of have a problem with it.''Then how about half a glass?

Rumor had it that he was homosexual; in reality, in recent years, he was simply a garden-variety alcoholic.

Structural linguistics is a bitterly divided and unhappy profession, and a large number of its practitioners spend many nights drowning their sorrows in Ouisghian Zodahs.

I will never, ever drink whiskey again. From now on, it's strictly sherry.

Sensible people advise against drinking on an empty stomach, but to my mind it is the best sort of drinking.

Glasses are for people that sips instead of drinks.

I don't like to overdose. Call me old-fashioned.

Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk.

the only drinking problem I've ever had, is figuring out why I'm still stuck in this salad spinner