1,261 Quotes About Drinking

A girl or woman that drinks or smokes is very unlikely to still be a virgin.

Indeed, these are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.

Indeed, these people are not drunk, as you suppose, for it is only nine o’clock in the morning.

Mixing old wine with new wine is stupidity, but mixing old wisdom with new wisdom is maturity.

My Parents couldn't get me to stop drinking. The Police couldn't get me to stop drinking. The Courts couldn't get me to stop drinking. The threat of losing my job couldn't get me to stop drinking. My Wife couldn't get me to stop drinking. But when my eldest daughter was 5 years old and said, "Daddy, we don't like you when you drink!" That is when I stopped!

I never drink while I'm working, but after a few glasses I get ideas that would never have occurred to me dead sober.

Imagine the big rating agencies as three competitive saloons standing side by side, with each free to set its own drinking age. Before long, nine-year-olds would be downing bourbon

She drank the glass with breakfast and poured herself another. By the time she'd gotten Sean off to school (second grade) the edges had been taken off her thoughts and the world seemed as it should be: not too real, but real enough.

Partying and dancing have never been my thing, but drinking I could do with reasonable familiarity and skills. I decided to begin there.