4,324 Quotes About Fun

She squinted at me. "What's a sexlebrity?""You know, a celebrity you'd have sex with if ever given the opportunity. No strings attached and your significant other can't get mad at you. Like, if Idris Elba showed up right this minute, you could rip off all your clothes and do it right here on this sturdy desk, and no one could judge you for it." I patted the mahogany surface with gusto...

I can't wait to see him being a father. There's just nothing sexier than watching a man change a diaper."I could think of several things that might be sexier than that...

I like kittens, too, but she must've gone hunting this morning and left them hungry, because at about four a.m., I could hear all this pitiful meowing that went on forever. I wanted to feed them so bad I nearly started lactating.

Do not make fun of a man, when he falls.

which was so easy a staples button could do it

When the defense attorney finished her opening statement, which included a lot of body movement due to the fact that the bar exam that she passed only included limbo references

tomatosauceruruses (the first Italian dinosaurs)

so the bartender knew he would be paid handsomely. Not beautifully, but handsomely as there is a subtle distinction and one all pretty boys need to hear.

wondering if Hercules was available, pondering the twelve labors of Hercules assuming that Hercules was a mythical Greek obstetrician