286 Quotes About Funny-but-true

He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.

We men are fascinated by the things we don't really understand. It gives us something to think and talk about: like females, they drive us nuts.

Dogs are angels full of poop.

How easy it is for so many of us today to be undoubtedly full of information yet fully deprived of accurate information.

I feel as though whenever I create something, my Mr. Hyde wakes up in the middle of the night and starts thrashing it. I sometimes love it the next morning, but other times it is an abomination.

Tolerance! The virtue that makes one bite his tongue so that he can tear out his hair.

Never take advice about never taking advice. That is an old vice of men - to dish it out without being able to take it - the blind leading the blind into more blindness.

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.

Holy crap, Caleb! You're my uncle." Nick"No!" Caleb"It's worse. He's the half-brother of your great-grandfather." Kody"You're not helping." Caleb"No, but I'm entertaining myself at your adorable expense." Kody"Yeah, y'all are missing the important fact. To a Cajun, that makes him my uncle." Nick"Great. I always wanted to be a monkey's uncle. Nice to know I finally succeeded." Caleb