289 Quotes About Funny-humor

Attending creative writing courses is like snorkeling in a pool nearby Tubbataha.

....I'd rather travel in Cargo-nanoships than a Bullet-train to reach my target.

I don't think the heavy stuff is gonna come down for quite a while!” ― Bill Murray character in Cadyshack

Yeah 220, 221 whatever it takes!" Michael Keaton character in "Mr. Mom

110, 111 whatever it takes!"Michael Keaton character in Mr. Mom

What was that?” I croaked.Akhol sidestepped into my view and towered over us. “It was a Demon.”“But you said—”“I know what I said,” Akhol cut in sharply, rubbing his eyes. “There was something wrong with it. Like the Demonhad adapted to the darkness and water.”I shivered. “Did he have a ring that he called ‘my precious’?” I joked to try and lighten the mood. I didn’t get a goodlook at the Demon, but my mind had no problems picturing Gollum.They stared at me blankly.

I haven't stopped looking for the good in people. I've just accepted the fact that I'm not always going to find it.

I shall tell you about God once you've reached your imaginary heaven. Then, give me a call.

I wish there were jokes in the cat world," Buddy sighed. "Want to try to one? Let's think of a prank we can pull on the boys.