48 Quotes About Funny-life

Adventure is nothing but a romantic name for trouble.

He has a heart of gold - only harder.

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

It's paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.

I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you.

it's a funny life. Either you don't make a red cent and you have all the time in the world, or else you get double the money and you don't have a moment to spend a penny of it.

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.

There's birth, there's death, and in between there's maintenance.