55 Quotes About Funny-love

Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That's called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot. - Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)

I love you like a fat kid love cake.

The only people who make love all the time are liars.

When one door closes, another one opens, but sometimes we wait too long looking at the closed door, and never realize that another door has been opened.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one.

Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.

My wife said, 'Can my mother come down for the weekend?' So I said, 'Why?' And she said, 'Well, she's been up on the roof two weeks already.'

Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.

Mumps, measles, and puppy love are terrible after twenty.