45 Quotes About Funny-relationship

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about women is their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.

I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

Even when I begin with a situation that's basically funny or sad, I like to keep poking around in it. I like to get into the middle of a relationship, to explore the subtle places.

It was a perfect marrige. She didn`t want to and he couldn`t

I don't mind my wife having to last word. In fact I'm delighted when she reaches it.

He took his misfortune like a man - he blamed it on his wife.

We talk about the quality of product and service. What about the quality of our relationships and the quality of our communications and the quality of our promises to each other?

Old age has deformities enough of its own. It should never add to them the deformity of vice.