29 Quotes About Geek-humor

Star Wars was released in the UK in December 1977 and it's fair to say, like the peaceful planet of Alderaan, I was totally blown away.

Mel shook her head. “I mean, we could have a ‘whose friends hate them more’ competition, or you could explain to me what a DM is when you’re not sliding into someone’s?

You learned a lot by playing RPGs, although not all of it was useful, or real for that matter – unless you really believed that wolves normally carry seven gold pieces, a flawed garnet, a scroll of ice storm, and a lock pick somewhere about their person.

On a scale ranging from very little to too much, Merkin could just about categorize the amount of personal data stored in Master Loo’s computer as a shitload.

As far as I could tell, the quickest way to a geeky guy's heart usually involved geometric shapes.

I left the Shire,got 7 outstanding N.E.W.T.'sand became a Vampire;Because Winter is Coming...

Simon did not solve problems, he just shamed them into going away.

Tradition, thought Merkin, was not the most reliable thing in the world. Tradition had this nasty habit of asserting itself overnight. A new species of funny-shaped, bioluminescent invertebrate found sixteen thousand feet under the ocean might instantly become part of the Chinese traditional medicine, for instance. You never knew.

He was a good storyteller, but he told the kind of stories that made children run away from the village and adults look for a length of rope and some soap.