118 Quotes About Geek

There’s still much to do; still so much to learn. Mr. La Forge – engage!

I don't think kids or grown-ups should be so eager to punish "geek" enthusiasm with shaming, even if the enthusiasm is for arcane things.

When taking Spock to see the spores, Leila comments, "It's not much further." having been beaten about the head severely on the difference between "further" and "farther," I believe I can say with some trembling confidence that she should say, "it's not much farther." "Further" means "to a greater extent or degree" whereas "farther" means "to a greater distance." (I know this is really picky, but hey, that's my business.)

Geeks = Know more about computers than their computer teacher, so everyone comes to them for computer problems.Nerds = Have no life and only worries about school, no one talks to them.Jocks = Know a lot about sports but not much else.Geek's Wife: Completely depend on the geek for tech support. Tend to be pretty good looking.Nerd's Wife: nonexistentJock's Wife: only there for money, most likely having an affair with another jockSee Geeks are the best!

The more attractive and athletic the character depicted on the T-shirt, the less attractive and athletic the fan wearing it

Simon did not solve problems, he just shamed them into going away.

Infighting would be stupid, since, y'know, claws and teeth.

But, self, that thing was on TV, and this one wants to tear your liver out your nose. Run.

Tradition, thought Merkin, was not the most reliable thing in the world. Tradition had this nasty habit of asserting itself overnight. A new species of funny-shaped, bioluminescent invertebrate found sixteen thousand feet under the ocean might instantly become part of the Chinese traditional medicine, for instance. You never knew.