118 Quotes About Geek

You learned a lot by playing RPGs, although not all of it was useful, or real for that matter – unless you really believed that wolves normally carry seven gold pieces, a flawed garnet, a scroll of ice storm, and a lock pick somewhere about their person.

Anyway, the point is that you guys really need to get out more.

The geek of the Earth are a tribe and they are mighty.

Apparently humans share fifty per cent of their DNA with bananas. My father is a constant reminder of that.

This was a conversation I had with a so-called-fellow-trekkie the other day:''So Picard or Kirk?'' I asked.''What?''''Star Trek...''''Oh, Kirk.''''Why?''''I like the name better.''I could have slammed his head against the table.

Being chased by a man with a giant blue helmet on his head will make you rethink your life of crime.

On a scale ranging from very little to too much, Merkin could just about categorize the amount of personal data stored in Master Loo’s computer as a shitload.

As far as I could tell, the quickest way to a geeky guy's heart usually involved geometric shapes.

There are many ways to define what it means to be a geek, but certainly one definition has to be, "Someone who does something normal people do, only while wearing special pants and talking about it constantly.