99 Quotes About Haha

I'm fairly certain our gardens are rat-free.""I don't know. Rats are pretty sneaky. Sometimes they even make it into elected positions. Sometimes if you let them get out of control they even become mayor.

I deny that one's rational will can be undermined by physical sensation," she said. "One's brain is always in charge." Leo couldn't prevent the mocking smile that rose to his lips. "Good God, Marks. Obviously you've never participated in the act, or you would know that the major organ in charge is not the brain. In fact, the brain ceases working altogether."- Cat & Leo

Do you ever take no as an answer?""I'm not familiar with that word. Nobody's ever said it to me before.

You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you," Garrett joked.

I cleared my throat and tried to sound casual, like this was no big deal. “I don’t even get cheesy seduction music?” Jack shook his head. “I usually do this a cappella.” “You mean unaccompanied?” “No, I haven’t done this unaccompanied since I was fourteen.”-Ella & Jack

Nothing is more depressing than a tired dominatrix.

Anything?" I say slowly.HIs blue eyes shine with fortitude. "Anything, gorgeous. Absolutely anything

Then she called Gansey.It rang twice, three times, and then: "Hello?"He sounded boyish and ordinary. Blue asked, "Did I wake you up?"She heard Gansey fumble for and scrape up his wireframes."No," he lied, "I was awake.""I called you by accident anyway. I meant to call Congress, but your number was one off.""Oh?""Yeah, because yours has 6-6-5 in it." She paused. "Get it?""Oh, you.""6-6-5. One number different. Get it?""Yeah, I got it.

Your name. That’s all I want.” I debate on whether or not I should explain to him that my name isn't going to help him in his stalking endeavours.