27 Quotes About Housekeeping

There's something wrong with a mother who washes out a measuring cup with soap and water after she's only measured water in it.

And Your modest ambition is to be a good housekeeper, isn't it?""Well, yes, Papa; but not only that. I was thinking about it afterward by myself, and I think housekeeping is a the practical part of it - and that's a good big part too - but What I really want to be is a lovely, good, womanly woman, like Aunt Alice, you know.

My idea of superwoman is someone who scrubs her own floors.

Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.

I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.

I don't know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it. Then everyone in the house would know what Mama knows.

I've buried a lot of my laundry in the back yard.

You must know that it is by the state of the lavatory that a family is judged.