5,226 Quotes About Humour

Some people would not be dead if they have not gotten the things or people they had prayed for.

Some people are each envious of the person they used to be.

Arguing with a fool means you’re also one.

Stop worrying about life, no one survived it.

There are only two kinds of people in this world: Those who are always certain of everything and I’m not sure who the others are.

My biological clock may be ticking, but I can’t hear it properly due to the singing cuckoo.

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me crazy, I’d build a mental asylum and check them into it one by one.

Pushing magic toward the candle, I willed it to light. Nothing happened.Irys made a strangled sound and the candle burned. “Are you directing your magic to the candle?”“Yes. Why?”“You just ordered me to light the candle for you,” Irys said in exasperation. “And I did it.

I catch sight of Janice. Her eyes are so full of excitement that I half expect her to jump up and down. This is something she'll never forget, I tell myself. As an old lady with all the spirit knocked out of her and nobody believe in she'll remember a happy day in July when a horny young guy strutted his stuff and made her heart beat fast.