5,226 Quotes About Humour

We usually learn from debates that we seldom learn from debates.

Praying is like a lighted palace.

The good shepherd saves his sheep.

I BELIEVE EVERYONE IS SPECIAL . . . BUT SOME PEOPLE THINK . . . . IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING NO-ONE IS

No plaque reminds the passer-by of these glories, although there should be one; for those who invent biscuits bring great pleasure to many.

Surely Bjorn Stronginthearm is my uncle,” he pointed out, slowly.

You cannot really stop aging. You can only delay or hide some of its effects.

We human beings regard ourselves as (or compare ourselves to) animals only when it suits us.

A sudden, uncontrollable fury rose in him, and he cast around for something to smash. He snatched the whiskey bottle from the table and was about to launch it at the wall, but changed his mind at the last moment. Lifelong training in self-control, he thought, opening the bottle and putting it to his mouth.