5,226 Quotes About Humour

I felt like an animal, and animals don’t know sin, do they?

If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.

We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.

After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.

Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is).

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine.

To evade arrogance, remind yourself (from time to time) that your talent or success could have been better. To be thankful, remind yourself (every now and then) that your illness or failure could have been worse.

Some mistakes are worse than others: wearing your underwear inside out isn’t as uncomfortable as wearing it back to front.