93 Quotes About Humourous-situations

I’ve hot washed the gimp mask and I’ve stretched it.’‘How?’‘On a stretcher’.‘A gimp mask stretcher?’‘A hat-stretcher. It’s got a head bit on it…look…the same as a hat. I found a hat-stretcher.’‘Well I’ve never heard of a hat-stretcher?’‘That’s because you come from lowly origins Kevin, where hat-stretchers aren’t the norm.

When he came round he was staring up at the familiar face as Gwendolyn Dawling knelt over him about to address the nasty bump on his head. ‘I haven’t got any butter. So I hope this will do instead Father Moriarty’, she said as she removed a dollop of Flora pro.activ from the carton.‘I don’t think you use butter any more for bumps Gwendolyn.’‘Is it a Common Market thing?’‘No it’s just bad science.

Get your grubby hands off my luxurious designer handbag!

And you are?''Erm . . Professor N'gomo.' said Edith waving her badge in what she supposed was a casual way.

Sede Hanibal Barca i Filip Drugi Makedonski u nekom kaficu u Dubrovniku , te pojavi se odnekud oftamolog i upita ih -A jel'te vas dvojica , da nijeste naleteli nedje na Vasilija Drugoga Bugaroubicu ? xoxoxo

-the only source of heavenly fire is..""Jace," Clary said grimly. "But the Silent Brothers have tried everything to separate Jace from the heavenly fire, and they can't do it. It's in his soul. So what's their plan, hitting Sebastian over the head with Jace until he passes out?

My wife said never to judge her until I walked a mile in her shoes. That's how I found out I like wearing high heels.

I think I’ll give the Cage of Death a miss too,” I said. Crocodiles were fascinating creatures, like living dinosaurs, but they could do their living over there somewhere, far away from me.

If you find yourself suddenly mated to a werewolf, whatever you do, don't panic. Simply turn to Jen for assistance and she will give you a cool acronym to call him…because that's just so important.