374 Quotes About Humourous

I'm fascinated by idiots... Here's looking at you, kid!

Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Patriot Act" In theater and football, it's the last act before it's curtains for Seahawks opponents.

Special Post-Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Eating Crow" This year, it just tastes like Seahawk.

The hamster-powered hat is the same as any other hat. It keeps your head warm and looks smart,' the inventor said. 'The hamster generates heat by running on the wheel. If you get a big enough hamster, it will keep your whole face warm.

The only thing the Marquis does in moderation is moderation

When in a frying pan, thank your stars. You will reminisce about it moments later, when you fall in the fire.

Donde, he offered a piece of candy to a little   boy.

You are not a murderer. I find it difficult to think of that as a personality flaw.

Never say no to now