374 Quotes About Humourous

If that's the case, waiter, please bring me another piece of cake," Gramps said as lunch was brought to the table, "I'm all for fighting tyranny and oppression.

Mark Twain said the difference between the right word and the almost right word is like the difference between lightning and the lightning bug, and people think he was good, right ? Didn't write any decent characters, as far as I can tell, but otherwise fine.

The more time you waste when you're young, the sadder you'll be in your nursing home

(backpacker having conversation with Lizzie the Australian main character)Backpacker: 'What's the drinking age in Australia?''eighteen''is that enforced'Lizzie thought for a second before answering seriously, 'yes, they make us drink

An entertaining must-read for any discerning traveller – Audley Traveller magazine

He’d reached that perilous stage of being drunk enough to think himself a good dancer… but was dangerously close in tipping over to the point where he’d act like an arse

—Elle m'a pas recconue!—C'est parce qu'elle vous a jamais vue.

I've had quite enough danger for a while I think. I might have some more when I'm thirteen, but definitely not before then...

...food was at least three million per cent more delicious when you ate it immediately after thinking you were going to die.