504 Quotes About Joke

We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.

Honey, no offense, but sometimes I think I could shoot you and watch you kick.

Tu veux te marier avec moi? -Mais oui, putain, t'en as mis un temps!

If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.

We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.

A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.

Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.

Comedy is like sex for the brain. And the brain has to fuck.

Having a funny laugh is in most cases a consolation prize for not being funny.