504 Quotes About Joke

We human beings regard ourselves as (or compare ourselves to) animals only when it suits us.

If youths are the majority of voters. How do we end up with jokers in government?

Some people do not really hate aging; they merely love the colour black.

You said "Hi", I to be polite will say "Bye"!

The biggest irony in the history of India is the term, "Muslim Personal Law."Law of the land could never be personal.

You know, Mac,”Cadmus said still looking out the window. “We may have to work on the way we tell our story …apparently it’s not amusing enough.” “I’ll try to include a joke between ‘he bled to death’and ‘the city burned’.”Machaon responded tersely.

Mkristo hatakiwi kudanganya, hata kama ni utani.

Oh, no-" They weren't even on the runway, and Jonah's father was already immersed in his BlackBerry. "Remember those 'Live Large with the Wiz Generation' posters? Well, guess how that translates into Chinese- 'Jonah Wizard Makes Your Ancestors Fat'.

I've just finished reading some of my early papers, and you know, when I'd finished I said to myself, 'Rutherford, my boy, you used to be a damned clever fellow.' (1911)