437 Quotes About Jokes

Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.

It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.

You are more likely to find three TVs inside a randomly selected house than you are to find a single book that is or was not read to pass an exam, to please God, or to be a better cook.

Humour is healthy for humans.

In days long past, Jarod said he’d write a sentence about my love, translated in Russian, and that sentence, like my love, is clearly not for sale, unlike his virginity, or this book, which I’m both offering at ten times the market value, so hurry up and buy now, before it goes down.

Certain jokes are always funny, others get old. Then there are those that aren’t funny anymore not because of the joke itself but because the person who hears it has changed.

In this storyI am the poetYou're the poetry.

The right honorable gentleman is indebted to his memory for his jests, and to his imagination for his facts.

Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.