437 Quotes About Jokes

Sometimes when people get offended by my jokes, I say, "Bro, Joke has OK in it, so it's ok.

I be dog if hit don't look like sometimes that when a fellow sets out to play a joke, hit ain't another fellow he's playing that joke on; hit's a kind of big power laying still somewhere in the dark that he sets out to prank with without knowing hit, and hit all depends on whether that ere power is in the notion to take a joke or not.

What's the difference between English football and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer. What does the cheese say to itself in the morning?Halloumi!pg208

She was spontaneously created by the midichlorians,' I said. Both women gave me blank looks. 'Never mind.

Teacher to Juku's mother: 'Your son is so thirsty of knowledge! Who does he get it from?''The knowledge from me, the thirst from his father.

Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.

We seldom look up to the person; we usually look up to their persona.

She's joking, of course, but as with all the best jokes, it contains more than a grain of truth

Unrequited love is a billion times less intolerable than unrequited hate.