70 Quotes About Laughter-is-the-best-medicine

When someone genuinely laughs with you, it’s proof that you share a certain internal space. And that’s not so lonely after all.

Comedy is not the opposite of darkness, but its natural bedfellow. Pain makes laughter necessary; laughter makes pain tolerable.

The worst part about being sick is not getting any sympathy from my wife. She says I have the "man-flu." The Urban Dictionary defines "man-flu" as "an illness that causes the male to be completely helpless and sicker than any other family member." In females it is known as a cold.

I am not trying to be funny, it is just that you're a joke.

I am really, truly dead serious when I am just joking. But only if you're a joke would you mind my poking.

If I were not a Punjabi, I'd be a candy or jalebi.

I'd have kicked your ass as too your head were both not full of shit, butthead.

Those who advocate killing people of another religion or faith by labeling the latter as infidels are dick-heads; that too a bit too little.

Now that I've declared my religion, namely, NUTTISM; I anoint myself, Mr. NUTS, as its MESSIAH. And you damn well bow to our god, Mr. NOT. He reveals that your pal up there too is naught! Dare not criticize the messiah - me! Or you'll be kicked in the nuts by my pal Mr. NOT.