69 Quotes About Pun

She challenged me for a game of Scrabble. I did not refuse. How could I? It was like she was telling me – I want to have a word with you.

W. Somerset Maugham once said there were three rules for writing a novel and that no one knew what they were. I do:1. Write2. Rewrite3. Two writes don't make a wrong!

Et tout rentra dans l'ordre, pourtant déjà bien plein.

Loki, who put the con in conniving.

There's no police like Holmes.

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.

Life imitates art and art imitates life until both imitate imitation - Reality TV.

The glass is three fifths full of gas.

All he ever wanted was a comfortable chair and a place in history. Well, he was robbed of one and died in the other.