144 Quotes About Republicans

Have you heard of the 'Deaths of Despair' epidemic in rural America? The quality of life in Republican-run red states is so bad, rednecks are literally killing themselves because they'd rather be dead than live in a Republican state for another day.

You might assume my father is a Republican because he's so old-fashioned. But actually he's a Democrat. In the South, the difference is that Democrats go bird hunting while Republicans go deer hunting.

How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.

Violence isn't a Democrat or Republican problem. It's an American problem, requiring an American solution.

Guns make small men feel big.

Greed and selfishness are Republican virtues.

Whatever tragedy is happening around you and you are told why nothing can be done to fix it, look to see who is profiting from it and you will have your answer why!

Sex and commerce are fine things, but man cannot live by Viagra and the Dow Jones alone. A life led collecting things and experiences in pursuit of happiness is not necessarily a bad life, but it’s not a good life either. Too often, the Democrats act like the Party of Lust, and the Republicans the Party of Greed. Both are deadly sins that eat at the soul.

If Hollywood was a Republican town, Weinstein would still be president, and he'd still be molesting women.