1,006 Quotes About Satire

The average adult has had sex innumerable times more than they have formed an opinion of their own.

I'm a kindhearted but highly competitive pragmatist. When I seek to win something, I always make certain it's never at the expense of anything more serious than the inadequate efforts of others.

There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.

The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.

Most adults are knowledgeable to a child, but ignorant for their age.

If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood.

Losers read, winners skim.

...Come on let’s see the degree.” Katherine unrolled her scroll displaying a long declaration in Latin affixed with a red seal proclaiming her a Master of Art. “Imagine working for years to obtain a piece of paper we can hardly read ” Katherine joked. “And to officially declare you have talent ” Suzy returned.

As an experienced editor, I disapprove of flashbacks, foreshadowings, and tricksy devices; they belong in the 1980s with M.A.s in postmodernism and chaos theory.