1,006 Quotes About Satire

As Samson demonstrated, going bald ruins lives.

Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another.

I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it."(Letter to Étienne Noël Damilaville, May 16, 1767)

Some women do not masturbate for pleasure; they masturbate to make a political statement: to remind us that women do not really need men (or at least not as much and as frequently as every single male chauvinist and every single misogynist believes).

Invisible things are the only realities.

Some people’s self-esteem was secretly improved when they discovered that their then-lovers had killed themselves over them.

We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.

After a certain point, all natural bodily changes are for the worst.

Nothing humbles a beautiful woman better than not being wanted by a man whose girlfriend or wife is ugly (or not as beautiful as she is).