1,006 Quotes About Satire

When it comes to their love lives, some people do not really have high standards; they merely have low sex drive.

If the sale of flesh could be made as easily as the sale of spiritual exemption, the prescience of a dedicated businessman might be well preserved.

A seemingly simple task like taking a bath or wearing a condom feels like multitasking to someone who suffers from hemiplegia or has only one hand.

There is a sort of mental treasonThat smothers dreams outside of reason

You can't spell "parentry" without "try." Of course, you'll make a few mistakes. The important thing is that the mistakes you make with your kids are the same ones your parents made with you. At least you know how those turn out.

Изучать науки женщина неспособна. Это явствует уже из одного того, что для нее не заводят учебных заведений.

He gave a wry smile. With all this vigilant vigils on virginity, you would think the country would have controlled its population by now.

Is my paranoia getting completely out of hand, or are you mongoloids really talking about me?

Because I want to have sex with him--and because that's sinful--I'm blushing and flushing furiously under his scrutinizing scrutiny.