1,006 Quotes About Satire

Death devours not only those who have been cooked by old age; it also feasts on those who are half-cooked and even those who are raw.

Some social ills are preserved by the common misbelief that things such as ignorance, greed, and stupidity do not have the stamina required to reach old age.

We sometimes try to impress people we just met by not trying to impress them.

The real reason the number of things that are shared via social media every single minute is so astronomical is because, whenever they each do, most users do not share or say something because they believe they have something worth remembering; they do mainly or only because they fear being forgotten.

Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the reviewers will allow you to satirize it. Which is rather ridiculous, when you think about it.

A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water.

Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.

In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss.

Mishaque was a stouty blend of Irish "shrek" mixed with crazy Jafakain, his front was car dealing.