1,006 Quotes About Satire

genetically modified organism (GMO): (n.) member of the public who has regularly consumed the biotech industry’s food products.

The fact that the person who you are sleeping with is also sleeping with another person or other people does not necessarily mean that he or she does not love you. And the fact that you are the only person who someone is sleeping with does not necessarily mean that he or she loves you.

I'd been so focused on my existential malaise, my navel-gazing, I seemed to be oblivious to the reality around me.

Most human beings would have never been pained by the death of a human being if they had never seen a human being or pretending to be pained by that.

People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.

Even those who want to go to heaven would rather kill than be killed.

Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.

Perhaps there's an innate human emotion inside us all that when we are presented with something we don't understand, we immediately want to kill it.

Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not know it or them anymore.