1,006 Quotes About Satire

In the event that your feminist activities are discovered, quick diversions include bursting into song, asking him how to fix something in the room and fainting.

When will people learn that just because you can make something doesn't mean you should?

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.

...heaven wouldn’t be like this earth, this tormented earth ruled by evil forces that tossed humanity to and fro like a slow clown in a two-bit rodeo.

Did your parents have any children that weren’t retarded, or were you just repeatedly dropped on your head?

A path less traveled is best done in twos.

Most of us cling to life as if our existence were a result of our deed or choice.

Doctrine? Is that some kind of Pokémon?' - Joel Osteen

Thanks to bad graphic design, some readers love only the electronic version of some books.