1,006 Quotes About Satire

Some people would regard people who look like they do as ugly if they did not look like them.

My great-great grandfather and I were the best of friends, although we never met

My inner goddess confirms that staring at a beautiful/rich/powerful face is the basis of True Love.

She is probably by this time as tired of me, as I am of her; but as she is too Polite and I am too civil to say so, our letters are still as frequent and affectionate as ever, and our Attachment as firm and sincere as when it first commenced.

The worst mistake a writer can make is to assume everyone has an imagination.

Attending a funeral would leave the average person insane, if they truly believed that sooner or later they are also going to die.

When you are unemployed, weekends are seven days long.

But that's men all over ... Poor dears, they can't help it. They haven't got logical minds.

The old joke is that psychiatrists are doctors who can't stand the sight of blood. Maybe they can't stand it, but if they work where I work, they damn well better get used to it.At least surgeons and prizefighters get to wear gloves