171 Quotes About Spirituality-vs-religion

Like your fancied god up there, my pal up nowhere, Mr. NOT, says if you do not prostrate and accept me as your latest and newest messiah, he will so kick your butt that you will neither be in hell nor in heaven but nowhere, like your fancied pal up there.

I concede your god is the only god, except for one - my pal up there nowhere, Mr. NOT.

I'm a serious sort of fella. But don't tell me your pal up in the sky exists, and mine does not. Then, my middle finger gets offended! For, my buddy up there nowhere, Mr. NOT, too insists without proof, that he is. Same as your god. Is Mr. NOT nuts? If he is, are you not?

Those who advocate killing people of another religion or faith by labeling the latter as infidels are dick-heads; that too a bit too little.

I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.

So, am I too, like all other humans, just a rogue? Sure! Just a notch less than those rascals wearing godly robes.

There is no human-like god. If there were, he'd be as silly as you.

Do not believe in a god who is as silly, and meaner than you. For, that would surely be your higher-self, and your stupid alter-ego.

Hurry, your imaginary heaven is calling you up, my dear holier-than-thou religious nuts.