73 Quotes About Whiskey

The medicine is in the eye of the beholder and right now you be-holding a big ass glass of it. So, shut up and drink your whiskey.

The whiskey kicked like a mugger.

The second whiskey is always my favorite. From the third on, it no longer has any taste. It's just something to pour into your stomach.

While I can’t walk on water, I can certainly wobble on whisky.

There is indeed one person who can help solve “writer’s block”. His name is Mr Johnnie Walker.

The only thing we chase our shots with are high-fives.

Hemingway is overrated,Twain is even more lost at sea,And all truths point to the mouth of a woman,Where both her whispers and her screams,Are born.Pour another glass, Beer, wine, whiskey,I don't care,So long as its wisdom is sharp,And it tells lies instead of promises.

Lovecraft says he knows about tentaclesbut that motherfucker never bedded a girl from West Chesterand survivedShe was a toothachethat oneand she tasted like crackthe best thing about her was if I was ever hungryI could always make a meal out of whateverwas making rest at the corners of her mouthI can't remember her nameas is the case with most of themthen again I can't rememberhow many donuts I ate this morningor how many beers I'll drink tonight,tomorrow

Her eyes were the color of whiskey and grace. Moments with her always felt like getting drunk on Sundays.