1,029 Quotes About Wife

Do you know what happens when you play a country song backwards? You get your wife back, your dog back and your job back.

أن تكون المرأة أنثى أهم عندها من أن تكون زوجة وأن تكون أما

WIFE = Wrestling Is For Ever.

A husband is not a sex partner to his wife and a wife is not a sex worker to her husband, husband and wife are the life partners and coworkers of their family

I have something to say to the men who know, have known, or will ever know this woman. Lord KNOWS I got this.

...but you’ve been a fool. Some women take advantage. Once they’re married, and they’ve got a good husband, they think they can do what they like. And if they take him for granted-” she paused significantly- “they just don’t bother anymore.

Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.

On Love - Any husband who stammers that he's just been too busy to tell his wife he loves her is a lazy fool or a liar.

Variability is one of the virtues of a woman. It avoids the crude requirement of polygamy. So long as you have one good wife you are sure to have a spiritual harem".