513 Quotes About Wit

Fear didn't suit me.

To hell with irony and wit! I read to be moved.

State first, subject second, statesman last.

It's time to laugh at your nightmares and have nightmares of your laughter.

Wit is the thought process that generates truly funny observations, as well as the most incisive comments, lasting quips, and brilliant asides. To say wit is mean is like saying the sun is mean for burning you: The giant ball of hot plasma at the center of our solar system is bigger than that, and why weren't you wearing sunscreen in the first place?

Does drinking make you wittier? One might as well ask if witting makes you drinkier, which it may.

Jason smiled and took a sip of his coke before responding. “I’m not sure how to reply to that. I thought about just giving you a nasty look. But I see you already have one.

In my dictionary, romance is not maudlin, treacly sentiment. It is a curry, spiced with excitement, and humour, and a healthy dollop of cynicism.

Sometimes you have to break a rule to save the system.