130 Quotes About Wordplay

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

The book that he wanted was in an area that seemed barren and deserted from the rest of the library, like a friend who had been alienated for committing a social faux pas such as pronouncing French words with the English “x” and “s” sound, not the “faux pas” referring to the loser in a paternity test battle.

People ask me where I got my x-ray powers. I inherited them from my parents in parental supervision. Erase the dots and your doubts if you think that I was 'raysed' alone.

The lion forever owed his pride and life to his wife, showing some humility, but we’ve all done things we’re not proud of.

life is not a poem, nor a paragraph, it is a sentence, i can end it at anytime

Marriage is brainwashing. Not necessarily a bad thing. Your brain could do with a wash.

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

I tend to throw tantrums a lot. Wear a helmet in my presence.

I'd say you pass muster" "Past master? I'm the present master." "...Yes. Of course.