Melania Trump wanted two things: a sugar daddy and to be an American citizen. She got, instead, the worse version of the American dream.

You really have no clue who or what I am, do you? How much of a threat I am to you and yours. My priests and my darlings do. There's no way out for them. There's no way out for you.

Oh dolly, crikey; oh golly gee. How many faces do you see? Is it one? Two? Three? Gee whiz, it can't be. There are many, many faces on her ravaged body.

Investing is skill, knowledge, and research. But in reverse.

I don't know about you, but love and marriage helps me write better. Why? My wife expects a bigger ring. Duh!

The child’s name is missing an ‘I’ and a ‘space’ before the D. It also requires an N after the A. The truth of the child’s purpose is to DEMAND. But to reverse the name of the child, all’s you need is an N after the M, for the child is DAMNED.

Horror writers...trouble writing? The Force cannot help you. You must tap into the dark side.

Through the intense rage found behind every literary rejection and the myriad of artistic trials and tribulations; my one constant has always been the love of my life. My wife. My muse.

Stephen King fans are the enlightened ones. Their opinion of your work could never be bad. Mr. King has shown them, in so many ways what to look for. Good or bad, accept their counsel and build on it. It's not about you. It's about the story.

I'm going to tell you a phenomenal anticlimactic story that will fuck you up. But first I must roll, lick, burn, blow...