We were not actually famous, I have to add. People were just drunk.

We were both having a laugh attack, so the main challenge became to avoid falling into our own excrements.

I, a half naked German, was about to be discovered by her cruel Viking dad in his own bedroom, having smudged his daughter just hours ago. Full of gratitude I contemplated that I would at least not die a virgin.

He had to witness how a ginger German with a v-neck that almost went as low as his navel drew all the attention to himself.

My dick’s wisdom impeded my ability to have meaningless intercourse.

Obnoxiousness had covered up my insecurities.

Be patient and be yourself. Unbelievable that I needed to consume weeks worth of books and seminars to learn that.

I’ve always had a bit of a feminine aura, but I don’t mind. Russell Brand has one, too.

While aloofness might fascinate others and makes them respect you, it will never allow for intimacy and profound relationships.

Even though I approached girls relentlessly, I wasn't really approachable myself.